Crying...

Why do men swear?

To keep from crying.

Why do women cry?

To keep from swearing.

I don't know where I read that (Lensman series? Lord Peter?). I do know that swearing in a loud voice is not work-appropriate behaviour. Is crying?

Also, after my emotional breakdown, I randomly noticed that there were busted capillaries surrounding my eyes. Is this normal?

Further, alcohol was probably the worst thing I could have had this evening. Now, in addition to still being on the verge of tears, I'm muzzy in my head. And as a "treat", I went out to dinner (well, to a burrito place), so now I'm feeling overstuffed and particularly porcine.

And I don't even know what caused this to happen.