Tonic Water

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Herein, please imagine a screed — nay, a rant — against the differences between brands of tonic water; specifically, that Canada Dry Tonic Water is too sweet, and really for a G&T the only viable tonic is Schweppes. Further, imagine the expression of a wish to try a real tonic water; one where the second ingredient is _not_ "high fructose corn syrup".