Apple apparently hates radio alarm clocks

[pukku]

Every time I finally find an app that functions as a radio alarm clock, Apple destroys it by requiring that it cannot work if the screen is turned off.

Apparently Apple hates radio. I wish I could think of something sufficiently karmic to happen to the person who has determined that radio alarm clocks shouldn't be allowed to work, but I can't, so I'll just have to wish for them to be publicly humiliated and repeatedly have their hands broken with hammers.

Edit: now that I'm no longer livid with rage, I take back the hammers. Humiliation is still required.